A boy asked his mom about their ancestry.  Mom spoke of her illustrious background, all the way back to the early Biblical figures.

"And where did they come from?"

"From Adam and Eve".

"And they"?

"G-d created them."

The boy wrote it down and then went to dad.

"Where do we come from?" asks the boy.

"Ah, we come from the apes. After millions years of evolution we evolved into humans."

The confused boy comes running back to his mom. "Mom, you said we come from Adam, Eve and G-d.

Dad says we come from the apes…"

 "No contradiction here, son," she said. "I was talking about my side of the family."